[Detroit] No Paradise

Chapter 31 Extra Story 1

Who is the biggest enemy in the days of convalescence?

Answer: boring.

Joshua is now caught in a battle against boredom.

So now the question is, why is he bored now that he is being taken care of by his favorite person 24 hours a day?

Joshua tells you heartbroken that he can see his favorite person every day and it has nothing to do with him being bored.

Because Connor is a real guy!of!god!bother!

For example now:

"Joshua." Connor stood by his bed, with a handsome expressionless face, holding a timetable in his hand, and said solemnly: "It's eight o'clock in the evening, you should go to bed."

"Who the hell can sleep at eight o'clock!" Joshua wanted to growl, but since he still had a trachea stuck in his throat, he could only stare at Connor fiercely, expressing that he wanted to tear up the picture Damn the resentment of the schedule.

"Getting enough sleep every day is good for your recovery." Connor said seriously. He looked down at Joshua's angry eyes, paused, and added, "Be good."

Good girl!You're playing sumo!

"I know that as a human being with irregular and unhealthy living habits for a long time, it is difficult for you to go to bed early and get up early, so I will sleep with you." Connor said these imaginative words calmly.

However, Joshua stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and didn't respond at all.

It's not that he's lost his sexual interest in Connor, it's that Connor's words don't mean anything at all as most people think - something that's been borne out by the sleep struggles of the past few days.

Seeing that Joshua still refused to sleep, Connor said, "Then I'll go to sleep first."

So he really closed his eyes, stood by Joshua's bed and waited for the machine!

Joshua was so angry that he vomited blood, and again, Connor would use various methods to force him to sleep every night at eight o'clock, such as the current trick: the contagion method, as if Joshua would also Like sleeping together.

Five minutes later, Connor opened his eyes, lifted the standby mode, and saw Joshua staring at him motionlessly with a pair of big eyes.

"Why haven't you fallen asleep yet?" Connor was puzzled.

"..." It's no wonder I can fall asleep!

"Okay." Connor looked at Joshua's stubborn eyes that said "I will never admit defeat", and chose to compromise, "It's okay if you can't sleep, as your recuperating bionic, I will do my best put you to sleep."

Help... Joshua looked at the ceiling hopelessly, and suddenly missed Hank, who was eating a hamburger by his bed with his legs crossed.Although Hank would make him angry, at least he wouldn't force him to sleep!

"An electronic sheep."

Here comes Connor's second trick, counting sheep... Joshua really wanted to cover his face with a quilt, pretending that he had died suddenly.

"Two electronic sheep."

Connor continued to count sheep in that flat, stiff tone with no fluctuations in tone.

"Three electronic sheep."

It's enough!

"Four electronic sheep, five electronic sheep, six electronic sheep..."

Joshua now just wants to jump out of bed, go to Jimmy's Bar and exchange with Hank his experience of "being tortured by Connor", and then have a glass of wine together to experience what it means to be "the world is not worth it".

"Eleven electronic sheep, twelve electronic sheep..."

Joshua suddenly remembered his math teacher when he was a child. That teacher also liked to give lectures in this tone. Within 3 minutes each time, Joshua could fall asleep on the table and drool.

How come it has no effect at all if it is replaced by Connor!

Joshua felt that he was not only getting more energetic, but also showing signs of mental breakdown.The sound became more and more magical, and in the end he was almost hallucinating, as if a hundred electronic sheep with Connor's head on their heads were flying around in front of his eyes.

Connor kept counting until "one hundred electronic sheep" before stopping, lowered his head to check if Joshua was asleep, and then met Joshua's out-of-focus eyes.

"Flower Q, Connor." Joshua moved his lips as he was dying, and expressed his most sincere blessings to Connor.

"..." Connor was silent, and he said seriously after a long while: "Although I don't mind you doing this, but your current physical condition does not allow it, so you should heal your injury before you talk. Faster and better for you Restoring, please, now, sleep."

Joshua was about to cry.

Do you think I'm joking with you?I really can't sleep!Especially now that all the electronic sheep with Connor's head are floating in front of them, even if they fall asleep, they will have nightmares, okay? !

Seeing Joshua's mournful face, Connor finally felt a bit of sympathy: "Okay, I thought of a new way."

Joshua was suddenly alert.

Connor's LED light suddenly turned yellow, and then turned back to blue after a second, and then he said to Joshua very seriously: "Just now I downloaded more than 400 different versions of lullabies from the Internet, I believe music Allows you to fall asleep successfully."

After finishing speaking, he tapped his vocal cords, and then started to play music with his vocal components without moving.

"Ah, baby, go to sleep, Dad will always love you, there is everything in your dreams, go to sleep..."

Joshua: "..."

Joshua Herbert, died at the age of 28. Cause of death: Sudden death due to sudden fire.

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In this way, Joshua's unrequited days of convalescence finally got a turning point one afternoon.

In the afternoon of this day, Joshua was finally able to get off the ventilator and breathe normally!

That means, he can finally speak!

Although the trachea has not fully healed and he can't speak for a long time, to Joshua it's like the prison is on vacation, and he can't wait to set off firecrackers outside to celebrate.

"Connor." The first thing after Joshua could speak normally was to have a good talk with Connor, "We need to talk."

"Okay Joshua." Connor nodded, and before Joshua could say another word, he said to himself, "By the way, the doctor just said that you can't talk too much now, I asked what "too much" is, and the doctor said that it is best not to speak more than ten sentences a day."

"..." Joshua suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Don't worry, you don't have to count by yourself, I will count for you." Connor said very considerately. "Now you have nine sentences left to say."

"Don't even think about it! My mouth is my own!" Joshua was furious, "A mere bionic person wants to stop me from speaking, it's against you!"

"I'm sorry, Joshua, I know you're suffering from suffocation, but it's for the sake of your body." Connor's attitude was very good, and he couldn't find any faults, but what he said made Joshua want to die on the spot. "By the way, now bionics and humans enjoy the same social status, and it is illegal to discriminate against bionics. You may not know it if you don't have contact with the outside world, but please don't say 'mere bionics' in the future. You have eight Words can be said."

"...I'm sorry, but I will never compromise on just ten sentences! Don't even think about it! Citizens are free of speech! This is the same for humans and bionics!" Joshua guarded his last stubborn.

Connor was silent for a while, then sighed: "Well, you only have seven sentences left."

"..." Joshua's mentality was testing on the verge of collapse, he endured and endured, and then suppressed the urge to jump up from the hospital bed and press Connor against the wall to fuck him.Then he decided to talk about business first: "I think we need to discuss the patient's work and rest schedule again."

He saw that Connor was about to say something. In order to prevent him from increasing his number of words, Joshua said before he could speak: "I seriously suspect that you have found the wrong timetable. Are you sure you have found the timetable?" Isn't it the schedule of children's patients? How can adults go to bed at eight o'clock! I often wake up at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and then I can't fall asleep, doesn't this affect my rest even more?!"

"..." Connor was taken aback for a while, and then said with some doubts: "Really? You woke up at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night? I haven't been on standby for the past few nights, and I have been watching you, you You slept like hell all night."

"..." Joshua was stunned for a moment, and the embarrassment of being exposed was temporarily covered by some kind of bewildered and moved emotion.

"Oh, by the way, just now you said four sentences in one breath, now there are only three sentences left to say."

"..." The emotion just now was really in vain!

"No, maybe I exaggerated a little bit, but I really can't fall asleep at eight o'clock! Why don't we discuss it, how about I take a middle value between my usual bedtime and eight o'clock?" Joshua was stubborn No, he put on a pitiful look.

However, the ruthless Connor Sauce didn't eat this at all. He still had no expression on his face, and his voice was cold: "Then when do you usually sleep?"

"Two o'clock in the middle of the night." Joshua lied without blinking.

Connor thought about it seriously, and just when Joshua felt that he was about to nod in agreement in the next second, he suddenly shook his head: "No, the middle value between two o'clock in the middle of the night and eight o'clock in the evening is eleven o'clock in the evening. It's too late. According to the latest investigation and research by Bricks, eleven o'clock is the time for human kidneys to detoxify, so we should sleep..."

"Fart!" Joshua couldn't believe that Connor would use this kind of nonsense to prevaricate him. He really did everything he could, and he was extremely vicious and insidious! "According to this, I immigrated to Africa, and the jet lag is messed up, so my internal organs should just go on strike collectively!"

"..." Connor's software was a bit unstable, of course he knew he was talking nonsense, not to mention that he made up the so-called brick man's words, and the kidney detoxification alone is very doubtful. Fortunately, Joe Shuya knew nothing about medicine.In this unreasonable situation, Connor decided to encircle Wei and rescue Zhao: "This is the end of today's discussion, you have already said ten sentences."

"No, it can't just end like this! I'm 1 times dissatisfied with your dictatorship! Be careful, I'll write a letter to complain to you!" Joshua threatened viciously.

"That... that's fine." Connor's LED light turned yellow for a moment, then turned blue again.

The light suddenly changed color, which made Joshua alert: "What are you doing?"

After this happened last time, Connor downloaded hundreds of lullabies that would cause Joshua to have a heart attack. What kind of tricks will he come up with this time? !

"I ordered something online." Connor didn't hide anything, and said it outright.

"What... what?" Joshua had a bad feeling.

"Things that are good for you." Connor smiled at him, which made Joshua's skin crawl, "By the way, you have said thirteen sentences, and any words you say next I'm not going to respond at all, so please take a break."

Of course, Joshua refused to let it go. He tried his best to persuade Connor, but he only got a cold-faced android who entered the standby mode. After 10 minutes, Joshua finally gave up, not because he was short of words, but because he felt a dull pain in his trachea.

Only then did Connor open his eyes, walked to the window and opened it.Outside the window was a delivery drone, which threw a sealed box into Connor's hand.

Connor held the small box and walked to Joshua's bedside. Joshua stared at the small box closely, and the ominous premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.

Connor opened the box and finally unveiled the mystery of the online shopping item.

Joshua's eyes widened, he opened his mouth for a long while but couldn't say a word——

This fucking turned out to be a mouth ball!The sphere is a flamboyant bright red with many small holes on it, and the straps on both sides are an ambiguous pink with soft fluff.He looked up at Connor in horror: "Wait, why would you buy such a discordant thing!" Could it be that this guy is a hidden shaking S?

"I searched the Internet for things that can make humans unable to speak, and this seems to be the most suitable for you." Connor couldn't understand why Joshua looked so panicked, and he explained: "This thing is more ergonomic, And it won't cause any damage to the body, and the price is not high. The only bad thing is that it makes you unable to swallow, so there will be bodily fluids coming out, but it doesn't matter, I will wipe it off for you."

Joshua: "...body, body|fluid?" What the hell are you trying to do!

Connor: "Well... To be precise, it's saliva."

Joshua: "...Brother, I was wrong, I stopped talking."

Connor: "Then you take this with you."

Joshua: "I swear I'm not talking, please don't bring me this!"

His injury is still not healed, and it is impossible to beat Connor. If it is really hard, Connor can press him on the ground and rub him on the ground within three strokes, so Joshua chose to be soft.

Although Connor was very curious about Joshua's resistance to mouthball, but considering Joshua's physical problems, he didn't ask any more questions, but nodded very considerately: "Well, from now on you don't Speak now, and if you say one more word, I'll gag your mouth."

Joshua nodded quickly.

Connor glanced at the time, and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening: "It's almost time for bed, go to sleep." After a pause, Connor added: "Good boy."

Joshua nodded, he was really afraid of Connor, this bionic man can even take out a mouth ball, so the next step is to take out the whip and candles!He definitely did it on purpose!

"Good night." Connor turned off the lights in the ward.

In the darkness, Joshua watched Connor's uniform and the soft blue light from the LED lights, and silently shed tears of humiliation.

Damn bionic, you wait for me!When I get my body back up, I'll buy a whole set of props to use on you!From [-]:[-]pm to [-]:[-]am!Make you cry so hard!Wait for me! !

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