mousepad-d2 Chapter 8 Flower viewing
Chapter 8 Flower viewing
With black circles under the eyes, bruised nose, legs straddling the armrest, and a face full of resentment, this is the face of the emperor when the ministers went to court the next day.
After being beaten one after another, An Junchen was furious, and he suppressed Xi Yazhu's nine-nine-eight-one style all night, and he was so tired that he gasped and begged for mercy, before he was willing to let him go.After eating and wiping it off, Fang learned from the mouth of the former prince who he loved and hated that he didn't like to address him, and immediately turned from anger to resentment, sniffing, holding the former prince pitifully begging for forgiveness, In the end, he was unmoved, and just kicked himself, the Son of Heaven, out of bed!
The first trick in the guide to chasing a wife, changing the title with sweet words, a big defeat!
All the ministers stared at the gloomy Son of Heaven anxiously, all of them lowered their heads, you looked at me, I looked at you, and didn't dare to step forward to ask more questions.It was Prime Minister Xu who shook his body, took a step forward, put his head on his head, and muttered, "Your Majesty, I dare you, old minister, what's the matter with your face?"
What's going on!Beaten by my wife!
But you can't say this in public, it would be bad if you were reprimanded for domestic violence.
Therefore, in other words, how to say, how to say...
At the moment of hesitation, thinking of the cold man who looked like a proud and cold plum, he was overjoyed and suddenly realized: "I was bitten by a flower!"
Hey, hey, what's going on with the disdainful eyes of you guys!This is a metaphor, a metaphor, do you understand!
"Cough", Prime Minister Xu cleared his throat and asked again, "I don't know what kind of flower your majesty was bitten so badly."
What kind of flower, he said that human flowers can't be made!Of course not, so I got the idea——
"Flower Fairy!"
"..." There was silence underneath.
Look, it's all reversed, what kind of eyes, if you don't believe me, I'll tell you——
"The flower demon in the imperial garden! You are not envious of me, you say, is the bite mark of this flower demon good-looking!" Hmph, if you dare to say something ugly, I want you to lose your head!
"...It looks good, it looks good!" All the officials responded in panic.
"You also get one for me!" Why should I suffer alone, but I have to suffer together!
"..." All the ministers burst into tears.
As a result, after this day, various waves were set off in the court.First, it was rumors that there were flower demons in the imperial garden, which caused panic in the palace. Everyone heard the color of the flowers, and panicked so much that thousands of flowers withered and no one dared to clean them up.Second, the ministers, those who are capable, will find someone to give them dark circles, and those who are not, will let their servants punch the eyes twice with bitter tears.As a result, in the next few days, people began to spread wild rumors that the emperor j□j, every minister will be punched twice by the emperor...
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According to the guidebook for chasing wives, this sweet talk is no longer effective, so we have to find another way, choose a place with beautiful scenery, have sex with your sweetheart, grope, take off... Uh no, it's to enjoy the scenery and drink Tea.
Under An Junchen's contemplation, he decided to designate the place of beauty as the imperial garden with a hundred flowers blooming in the palace and a pleasant scenery.
He kicked open the door of Zhuxuan Hall with a bang, and after An Junchen rushed in, he stepped on the stool next to Xi Yazhu's desk, leaned forward, hooked Xi Yazhu's thin chin with one hand, and gave a smirk like a ruffian. : "I want to take you to enjoy the flowers!"
"..." Taking a sideways look at this man who looked like a hooligan, Xi Yazhu suppressed the chill in his heart, squeezed the dragon's claws and stood up: "Let's go."
This emperor is extremely clingy, no matter how much you don't want to go, you have to go in the end, so it's better to give up struggling and agree honestly.
An Junchen immediately became overjoyed, and hurriedly took Xi Yazhu's hand, and looked at the porcelain-white and flawless fingers. The more he looked at them, the more delighted they were. They were soft to the touch, and sweet to kiss. The whole one was fragrant and soft——
bean!Rot!hand!
Meeting his salivating gaze, Xi Yazhu trembled three times, hearing that the emperor was bitten by a flower demon recently, could it be that he has become a demon and wants to eat human flesh...
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The two, who had different thoughts on each other, walked to the imperial garden hand in hand.An Junchen's mood was so happy, this was the first time he and Xi Yazhu enjoyed the scenery together, he was so nervous that he didn't know how to move his hands, it's better not to move them!
He dumped!
Therefore, those who were on duty near the imperial garden that day could all see such a spectacular scene: the emperor took Xi Yazhu's hand without etiquette, swaggering forward and backward, bouncing Jumping is so cute!
...that's weird!
Arriving at the Imperial Garden, An Junchen finally stopped his frenzied jumping and shaking of his hands, and Xi Yazhu finally heaved a sigh of relief, but this thick-skinned person always does things unexpectedly, no, he can stop for a while on his feet and hands , the mouth moved closer, and said "Yazhu, I will wipe your sweat for you", but he used his mouth to gnaw on Xi Yazhu's face, which is called wiping sweat with his mouth!
... Sweat was not wiped off, but a pile of saliva remained.Is this really a sweat?
I wanted to complain a few words, but seeing An Junchen's happy face, Xi Yazhu immediately lost her temper, sighed, pulled his sleeves to wipe her face, and then said softly: "Appreciate the flowers... let's go... ... where are the flowers?"
Looking around, the flowers are actually crippled, thank you so much, how can there be a scene of a hundred flowers blooming and competing for beauty.
An Junchen was also stunned, grabbed Eunuch Cao and asked, "Where are the flowers?"
Eunuch Cao shivered and hesitated: "This... this, I'm reporting to the emperor, not long ago there was a rumor about a flower demon in the imperial garden, so... this flower, flower..."
Before Eunuch Cao could continue to answer, An Junchen's face was already dark. He said there was a flower demon, but these idiots actually wrote the letter, and they didn't even dare to take care of the flowers. Don't put me in your eyes anymore!Now that the flowers are all like this, why not——
With a wave of his big hand, Jinkou opened his mouth: "I will get rid of the flower demon!"
Your Majesty, where can I find the flower demon for you, my little one!
"Small obedience..."
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There were no flowers in the imperial garden, so An Junchen became depressed, and he dragged Xi Yazhu around, feeling uncomfortable!Looking at Yuyu, I am not happy!Looking at Asuka, not happy!
Uncomfortable, unhappy, unhappy!I decided to go out of the palace to enjoy the flowers!
So, he left the palace, so he sat on the golden steps with great fanfare and drove him out of the palace, so it was a tragedy...
Going out of the palace gate, swish, swish, and the people knelt down in unison, kowtowed one after another, shouting in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
proud!
Step down, push people away, and the officials who have been waiting for a long time are flattering to meet them.
"Your Majesty, I know that there is a place where a hundred flowers are blooming in the imperial city!"
"Your Majesty, I think that enjoying the flowers and scenery is not as relaxing as swimming in the lake!"
"emperor……"
"emperor……"
Irritability!
Drive away all the officials, drag Xi Yazhu to wander around the outskirts of the imperial city at will, but see the people who have admired him for a long time, rushing forward.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this is a watermelon planted by Cao Min himself, please accept it!"
"Your Majesty! This is the peace talisman that Cao Min asked for you, please accept it!"
"emperor……"
"emperor……"
... His face was gloomy, his thin lips were tightly pursed, An Junchen's ears were buzzing from the messy voice, and he was so annoyed that he was upset!
Furious!Drive back to the palace!
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Again, the unwilling emperor finally took a chance and rushed to the Zhuxuan Hall to bring Xi Yazhu out of the palace.
It would be troublesome, he saved the golden step and put on a more luxurious black dress, which made him tall and thin, with a good temperament. Salivary saliva is even better...
Before leaving the palace, Eunuch Cao kowtowed one after another, begging An Junchen to bring his bodyguards to keep him safe. The clinker, An Junchen, was furious. Why did I take these people with me? Do you want me to be in full view of everyone? !He waved his sleeves and roared sharply: "What are you going to do with these people! Do you want me to be in full view of everyone!"
"..." Eunuch Cao shook his body, looked at the darkened Xi Yazhu, and backed away silently.
Your majesty, your preferences are really unique...
Therefore, An Junchen, who didn't realize that he said something wrong, picked Xi Yazhu out of the palace.
This time, since An Junchen and Xi Yazhu came out without stepping on board and accompanied by guards, he was much safer. In order to avoid being seen on the road, he wore a black gauze hat to cover his face. , let Xi Yazhu wear it too.
Xi Yazhu was a dull person, so he wore it as soon as he wore it, and didn't feel anything wrong, so he followed An Junchen away.Speaking of it, it was a pleasure for him to go out of the palace, to see the scenery outside the palace and breathe the fresh air.But after rewarding the head of the black man for a day last time, he had some resistance to going out of the palace, so he was naturally a little unhappy to be singled out now.
An Junchen swayed his hands and walked a few steps, and felt that he was not interested, so he stopped immediately, and asked him sideways, "Yazhu, what's wrong."
Xi Yazhu shook her head lightly, rubbed her eyebrows and said: "It's nothing, just go and see the flowers."
An Junchen froze for a moment, then absently took his hand and walked forward. After walking a few steps, he looked at him again and continued walking after seeing that he was fine.However, within a short distance of dozens of steps, he was dragged away for a cup of tea.
After finally reaching the outskirts of the city, it was almost noon.Even though it was early autumn, the noon sun was still a bit poisonous, Xi Yazhu couldn't even arouse the slightest interest in looking at the enchanting flowers.
Xi Yazhu didn't like it, An Junchen's prepared sweet talk, you and I have no fun, looked at it for a while, then hugged Xi Yazhu and said: "Go back to the palace, I see you are tired too .”
Xi Yazhu was stunned, this emperor who was always domineering and rude, usually disregarded himself, and went wherever he wanted, but today he changed his nature and took care of himself?
"Why?" Seeing Xi Yazhu's scorching gaze, An Junchen felt embarrassed, and touched his face embarrassingly.
"No, let's go." She took An Junchen's hand behind her back, and Xi Yazhu pulled him around in a rare way.
An Junchen was stunned on the spot, following Xi Yazhu's step all the way, staring at his Chuchen back in a daze.
In the end, he lost his purse in a daze!
Suddenly being bumped by someone, An Junchen realized something was wrong, he touched something on his body, wow, he lost his purse!
Looking back, I saw a sneaky person deliberately going to a place with many people, and when he reached a place with few people, he quickened his pace and left.
"Yazhu, wait!" As soon as the words fell, the lightness kung fu was activated with one foot, and the ground was light, and it swept away Zhang Zhang in an instant, the lightness kung fu is really superb!
Xi Yazhu didn't have any martial arts at all, so he looked from a distance, watched An Junchen catch up to the man, grabbed the man's nose and punched him, triumphantly snatched back his purse, and turned the thief into the hands of the coming yamen servant, Facing the eyes of everyone applauding, he walked back to his side.
At that moment, the scorching sun was covering An Junchen's body, coating him with the golden brilliance of a king.
His heart was surging, and aside from his sometimes strange behavior, he had to say that this man was really good.Appearance, temperament, identity, everything is enough to make a girl drunk.
...if he doesn't speak.
"Ya Zhu, how about it! I... I am majestic! Have you fallen in love with me a little bit! Have you, have you!"
...Actually, if you don't speak, maybe I might still fall in love with you.
It's a pity that you accidentally opened that golden mouth...
Xi Yazhu looked up at the sky and remained silent.