He Shen and Tanuki

Chapter 4 Slimy

After taking a shower, the two climbed into bed.Fang Li was especially sleepy, yawning continuously, and tears would overflow his eyes several times.He Yu stood behind him and put his arms around Fang Li's waist: "Walk carefully." Fang Li simply put most of his body weight on He Yu, and said vaguely: "It's good to have you... I In the past, when I returned to the room because I was too sleepy, I was unsteady and the whole person hit the cabinet, it was a pain..."

He Yu frowned, and his hands tightened a bit.If it wasn't for Fangli's permission, he would have rushed to the bed directly in the princess' arms.

After finally dragging and stepping to the edge of the bed, He Yu withdrew his strength, and Fang Li rolled onto the bed along the relaxed arc of his arms, rubbing against the soft quilt.He Yu also climbed onto the bed, forcefully pulled the quilt from Fang Li's hand, and put his wrist around himself.

The quilt is also a rival in love!

He Yu stared dissatisfiedly at the little quilt god on the quilt. The quilt god shook like an electric shock, and got in through the gap of the zipper of the quilt.

The chat on the sofa that night didn't seem to have any impact on the relationship between the two, and the two of them still got along harmoniously and happily in the next few days.When He Yu has nothing to do, Fang Li will do his best to teach him how to use the Internet.Obviously, the charm of the Internet has no distinction between human beings and gods. He Yu immediately integrated into the rapidly developing world.Fang Li taught him to register on Weibo, and followed several accounts of Duan Zishou, and then left him aside to appreciate the essence of Internet language, while he squeezed the soft flesh on his arm in distress, and glanced at him in grief. He glanced at the weighing scale in the room, and hurriedly ran to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

After a while, He Yu shouted into the kitchen: "Why do you like it so much?"

Fang Li shook the bowl and almost dropped it, but suddenly he was blessed.He smiled evilly at the bowl in his hand, and shouted outside: "It's meant to be friendly."

He Yu stopped talking, stared at the explanation on the computer screen, and revealed version 2.0 with a wicked smile.

After a while, the familiar text message sounded in the bedroom.He Yu heard Fang Li shouting to let himself see who it was.He grabbed the mobile phone next to the computer and fiddled with it a few times, and a super long note like "Ci'er Xiaogongju who controls the economic lifeline of all tractors" was displayed.He Yu turned his brain that he hadn't used for hundreds of years, and then he definitely came to the result of this little public opinion = metaphor.

Is this the idiot who always takes advantage of my civet cat?He Yu rubbed his chin with strange eyes.

He turned his head: "It is to grasp the economic lifeline of all tractors..."

"Stop it, I know!" With a conscience above all else, Fang Li couldn't bear to let Yu Ci's domineering identity hurt He Yu's young heart, so he quickly stopped, "What's the matter with him?"

"He said he was coming here."

what? !

Fang Li's hands trembled and his whole body trembled again, his eyes were extremely frightened.Not so lucky this time, the bowl fell directly to the ground and made a harsh shattering sound.He didn't care about dealing with the scene, and yelled at He Yu: "Quickly text him back and say don't come here first!"

"Are you okay?" He Yu poked his head out of the room, his eyes worried, but his heart was ecstatic.The plot is triggered!

"It's okay, it's okay! Come back quickly!" Fang Li was going crazy in a hurry. He Yu, a man of his age, could drive them out directly, but it took time to hide those daily necessities!

He Yu responded, fiddled with the phone, and wrote: "Don't come here yet." Then he snickered, and then typed: "Hehe."

The text message was sent successfully, He Yu put the phone in his pocket, and went to help clean up the debris.

He Yu is looking forward to the development where Fang Li picks up the pieces and cuts his finger, and he goes up to embrace the two of them and look at each other affectionately.yes!Fang Li unexpectedly used a broom and a dustpan in an unreasonable way!He Yu couldn't be more depressed, pretending to stand aside to watch the scenery, but secretly thinking about other opportunities to commit crimes.

Fang Li didn't bother to wipe off the little sweat on the tip of his nose, he hurriedly dumped the debris into the trash can, untied his apron, pulled He Yu past him, and ran to the bathroom.He Yu felt the soft touch on his wrist, his mind moved slightly, staring at Fang Li's neck like a wolf, and murmured inaudibly.Fang Li didn't take a few steps when he suddenly felt a tingling pain in his neck, but he didn't care much.In the end, he jumped into the bathroom in three or two long steps, opened the cabinet with one hand and swept the toiletries on the countertop with one hand, and threw them into it.He Yu seemed to understand that things were going wrong, and held Fang Li's wrist in tears, looking straight at him with red eye circles: "What are you doing? Why are you trying to destroy the traces of my existence? Don’t ugly daughter-in-laws have to see their in-laws?!”

Fang Li was disgusted by this annual ethics drama mixed with literature and art and exuding a local flavor, and waved his hand to He Yu's head: "Speak human words! Watch less weird dramas in the future! Also, now is Big moment at stake for both of us! Me! Us! Both!"

He Yu nodded several likes for "both of us" from the bottom of his heart, with a panicked expression on his face, his arms tightly grasping Fang Li's thin shoulders and shaking back and forth: "Tell me what's wrong! I don't want you to bear it alone! I Don't cry alone in your lonely night!"

Fang Li's temple twitched.It's over, Zhonger and Xiong haven't been cured yet, and they're brain-damaged again!

At this moment, He Yu suddenly exclaimed, turned Fang Li's body in front of the mirror, pointed to a small wound on the right side of his neck and asked, "When did you get it?"

Fang Li looked in the direction his finger pointed, and there was indeed a shallow scratch.He was a little surprised when he thought of the sudden sting just now. Could it be that he was scratched by the air?But he didn't run at the speed of light either!

He Yu said seriously: "You can't let this small wound go unnoticed, if the infection is too severe, you may need to cut off the whole head!"

"Don't talk nonsense seriously! There's no time!" Fang Li stretched out his hand to push He Yu away, but was suddenly pushed against the wall by a strong force. Came back to his senses with a smiling face, and the next second there was a wet touch from the wound.Fang Li could clearly feel He Yu's tongue gently brushing against the wound, which aroused a mixture of slight pain and itching, and the scalding snort sprayed on the skin, causing tremors.This was a feeling that he had never experienced before. Fang Li awkwardly increased the strength of his hand to push back, but in exchange for a stronger pressing.He Yu circled around the wound with his tongue, and the right hand that was originally placed on Fang Li's shoulder gradually climbed to the other side of the neck. His fingers slowly rubbed the delicate skin under his hand, feeling the burst of a strong heartbeat, and his eyes deep.

"do not……"

Fang Li's words turned into a weak breath before he could fully utter, a sense of powerlessness came from the soles of his feet, his body was sore and limp, and even his resisting hands seemed to change to cater to him.He Yu's tongue seemed no longer satisfied with being confined, and began to swim in all directions. The wet traces exposed in the air brought a little coolness, but it could not save Fangli's chaotic and heavy brain.A small gasp leaked out of his lips and teeth. Under He Yu's licking, Fang Li's eye circles gradually turned red, and the corners of his eyes became wet. He almost hung his whole body on He Yu's body, his body trembling slightly. Trembling, even the voice trembled, with a slight cry: "Enough, don't..."

"Am I bothering you dog and boy?"

The sudden familiar voice was like dropping a bomb in Fang Li's head and it exploded, waking him up instantly. He pushed away the person who was still doing evil on him, and looked at the posture leaning against the door with his big wet eyes in disbelief. The arrogant person: "Yuci, how did you get in here?!"

He Yu who was pushed away staggered, and at the first moment silently spurned the metaphor hundreds of times in his heart. Looking at the metaphor with a meaningful smile on his face, he felt that the love between himself and Fangli was like a cowherd and a weaver girl. Met the queen mother of menopause!He scanned the metaphor up and down with his scrutinizing eyes, and sneered at his people like dogs.

It is simply a fall short!

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A scheming rough guy [strike out] Xiao Gong gave metaphors!