Of course there are more brain holes than pits

Chapter 5

One day, Li Dou suddenly found that he was like a person with super powers in the movie - he could decompose and then recombine. Li Dou said that he could play with this ability for a lifetime.

After Li Dou was sure that this ability would not disappear, he never thought of destroying the world.

It's better to make money, hahaha, it's better to make money than to destroy the world.

So after graduating from university, he resolutely threw himself into the torrent of the express delivery industry.

With the help of his connections at home, he took over all the delivery lines in a remote city.

Because he can be divided into many parts, and the shape can change arbitrarily.So he decided to turn into a bat on Monday and keep one at home to enjoy; on the second day he turned into a cat and left one to walk the dog in the park; on Wednesday...

After the decomposition, add illusion to fabricate several different selves in charge of different areas, oh, occasionally Li Dou can also play a cameo for a while.

Li Dou is very satisfied with his current life.

Everyone in the city is also very happy with the new district delivery manager!Handsome!polite!The key point is that your own parcels are also delivered quickly and well!I really want to give the courier a big hug.

As a result, more and more people shop online in the small town, but Li Dou is actually not busy at all. [Stupid mortals. ]

The timeliness of express delivery determines its competitiveness. If there are discounts on the Internet and express delivery is fast, why not shop online?

Half a year later, Li Dou was still very satisfied and able to do a job well, but one day he suddenly received a bad review!

What a shame!

Li Dou, who was delayed by the second illness, was angry, so he decided to deliver the courier himself.

He first called the person named Lu Ya and asked if he would send it up or come down to pick it up himself.

It sounded like he was exercising over there, and he was panting a little urgently. For no reason, Li Dou felt his body was a little numb.

- It's disgusting.

Because Li Dou sees disgusting things or smells bad smells will do the same.

Hey, I didn't find another possibility.

Because it was Sunday afternoon and there were not many people in the residential building, Lu Ya thought it was troublesome to dress, so he put on an unbuttoned shirt and put a white handkerchief around his neck to absorb sweat and came out.

Li Dou waited for a while, looked around but saw no one, so he looked at the only person seriously: "Excuse me, are you 'Girl Lu'?"

Lu Ya stopped wiping his sweat, and looked at an idiot who had been sizing him up for a long time and didn't realize that he was his customer, who was wearing a courier's special uniform.

A long sentence that may have grammatical errors expressed Lu Ya's anger!

"It was you last time! I'm a big man, what is your name Lu girl?!" Lu Ya raised his voice a little for the first two words, but suppressed his anger behind.

After all, the courier is very polite ==

So he suppressed it for a while: "Brother, the courier in your hand is mine if nothing goes wrong, but please call me Lu Ya, and you don't need to add Mr. Thank you. Also, if the item you sent this time is still out If there is any problem, I decided to complain to your superior."

Li Dou complained in his heart: The superior is me!Have the ability to come!I ignore you.

But at this time, he still took out the Bibi with great professionalism and asked Lu Ya to sign for it, and at the same time said: "Mr. Lu Ya, the name written on your courier note is Lu girl... I would like to apologize to you personally. If possible, our company can compensate you. I am not only an employee of our company, but also the management of the company. I hope you will treat your employees a little milder next time—of course, if they have not committed any crimes. On the premise that there is no problem with the mistakes and the attitude.”

Li Dou finally felt that the people in front of him were calm, and he seemed to have successfully suppressed a bad guy!

Lu Ya turned the pen, feeling a little embarrassed. In order to avoid further embarrassment, he signed for it, and then opened the package: "I apologize to you for what happened this time... To express my apology, here is the bacon from my hometown! It is absolutely delicious , I’ll give you two knives, you’re welcome. As for ‘Lu Yatou’, that’s a nickname given by the elders, I don’t mind. I’m really sorry to vent my anger on you.”

Although the person in front of him still looked neither humble nor overbearing, in Li Dou's mind he made up the appearance of a villain nodding and bowing to him and sincerely apologizing.

He said he was very happy.

Said to Lu Ya: "No problem! You are still a good young man! This bacon is also like my hometown! Thank you hahahaha."

Lu Ya also laughed: "Hahahahahaha, good brother."

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"Ha ha ha ha."

Lu Ya poked his head out and looked at the person whom he let peel garlic but fell asleep on the sofa watching TV and was still laughing out loud in his dream.

He didn't dry his hands too much, and cupped the smiling face of the person below him with both hands.

"what!"

Li Dou was surprised: "!!!!"

Lu Ya said: "I wanted to see if you peeled the garlic well, but you fell asleep. I did it last night and you were too tired? You shouldn't, you slept for so long this morning."

Li Dou looked at the wicked person in front of him: "Hey, I had a dream."

So he threw all the peeled and unpeeled garlic to Lu Ya, and covered his head with the pillow on the sofa!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Even if you become invincible in your dreams, why do you have no ambition to deliver a courier? !Isn't our goal to unify the Philippines? !How crazy are you to be oppressed by Lu Ya in your dream!Although Lu Ya in the dream is also very sexy——

no no no!This is not the point, the point is that I can finally say that I have won Lu Ya once!

Hahaha!

"Girl Lu! What's for dinner tonight?"

"You're still called Lu girl? You are ready to exercise after dinner today. Eat porridge and vegetarian dishes! Add some mountain cured meat that Dad bought from the mountain!"

Li Dou said that he is in a good mood now! XD doesn't care about Lu Ya.

If Lu Ya knew what Li Dou was thinking: a wicked smile——#我们或身上见真章吧#

But at this moment, Lu Ya still went to the kitchen to cook, and missed an opportunity to force Li Dou to get more harmonious life.

However, this kind of opportunity has never been missing.

ヾ(■_■)ノ handsome blind

The author has something to say:

I don’t know how long ago I thought about it, that is, the courier brother can be divided into bats (crows?) and then go to deliver the courier? Met Gong who asked him to deliver bacon to his family in the city == Then something happened...

So what was I thinking?

And why bacon? ? ? ?

I remember drawing a map in my notebook...it was amazing.

Here is a short story~ A short story is really much easier to write than a long one _(:з」∠)_