Urban Odds: Cry Game

Chapter 164 Continuation (5)

Sequel (5)

Dracula's drunken appearance is not bad, he seems to be asleep with his eyes closed, the only shortcoming is that he is snoring so loudly that he can't wake up, snoring continuously, like thunder.

Ax finally couldn't hold it anymore, and slammed his head on the table.

Zhou Yang was taken aback and shook him: "Does it hurt?"

This is a question of concern, and I didn't expect to get an answer.Unexpectedly, Aix shook his head, raised his head and said, "It's okay."

Sober, with bright eyes, how does he look like a drunk person?

"I'm fine, I scared everyone, come, eat vegetables, eat vegetables." Aix calmly and calmly, the cold sweat stopped, his face was not blue, as if he had knocked his head sober.

"In a while, I, I'll send you fat, fat..." Wu Di breathed out his alcohol, "Go ahead, drink... drink..."

"Mr. Wu, you are drunk." Chen Jianfeng poured Wu Di a cup of strong tea.

Wu Di refused to drink, pushed away the tea and yelled, "I'm not drunk! I'm not drunk!"

Chen Jianfeng stretched out a finger: "Mr. Wu, what is this?"

Wu Di glanced at it, hiccupped, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, I ground the iron pestle into a needle, you really should mend it!"

Everyone was still wondering what it meant, when Wu Di tilted his head and fell asleep.

Chen Jianfeng blushed, took off his coat and put it on him: "Cough, he fainted from needles..."

Dracula was too noisy, snoring loudly, X got up and said, "I'll take him back."

When Zhou Yang came back from paying the bill, he saw Aix walking out the door with Dracula, who was drunk and muddled on his back.Hey, this kid is nice to his daddy.Seeing how energetic he is, maybe the garlic here won't work on him!

Zhou Yang stepped forward and asked, "Are you driving?"

Ax said, "Yeah."

"Can you drive?"

"Look, it's very simple."

Zhou Yang sweated a bit: "Wait for me for a while, I'll drive."

Ax came to the big trash can, stuffed Dracula in it, turned around and said, "Okay."

Zhou Yang: "..."

Chen Jianfeng sent Wu Di back.There is also a car that belongs to Dracula and is driven by Zhou Yang.

Dracula's car is a Hummer, which is very spacious. Zhou Yang is not used to driving. He carefully drove for more than an hour according to the navigation and finally arrived at Labor Road.Laodong Road is full of houses waiting to be demolished, and the residents have already moved out. Zhou Yang drove for a long time, but he didn't see anyone. The street lights were broken and no one took care of them. The surroundings were pitch black and eerie.

Tiandi Pharmaceutical Company occupies a large area, several buildings are brightly lit, there are people playing radio and dancing in the square, and couples are walking hand in hand.

Zhou Yang parked the car in front of the door and looked at the company with people coming and going, feeling very cordial.

The doorman stepped forward: "Do you have an appointment?"

Zhou Yang: "Send it off."

The doorman glanced into the car and grinned: "Oh! It turned out to be the two who injured Director Chen! Come in, please come in!"

The door opened, Zhou Yang started the car, and suddenly a child ran out of the car.Zhou Yang hurriedly braked, but it was too late, the car had already crashed into it.Zhou Yang's brain exploded, it's too bad, someone died!

He got out of the car in a hurry, and the child fell to the ground motionless, and it seemed that he was going to die.A researcher hurried over, picked up the child from the ground, and lost his temper, saying, "Hey! Running around disobediently, you deserve it!"

He held down the blood-stained child and apologized to the stunned Zhou Yang.

The child flattened his mouth: "Daddy, my face hurts."

The young father lifted his hand and took off his son's face: "Oh, the face is broken, just change it."

Saying that, like putting on a mask, he took out a piece of skin from his bag and stuck it on his son's face.That little face is puffy, doesn't it look like it was hit by a car?

"His name is Xiaohua, and he is a faceless monster... and so are his children." Ode explained, looking at the backs of the father and son, "and the aunts dancing in the square, look carefully, they have no feet... ...and the couple who fought, the man is proposing marriage, and the woman can only get married if he wins the fight. You see, he tried his best but still couldn't win, his hands and feet were broken... Tsk tsk..."

Zhou Yang: "..."

"Oh, who am I talking about? It turned out to be Zhou Yang!" Chen Ran stepped forward leaning on a cane, "I'm sorry, there is no place to entertain, please go away!"

Before Zhou Yang could speak, he saw Aix pick up the stone and threw it vigorously. The stone hit Chen Ran's leg, with a click, the plaster cracked, and Chen Ran fell to the ground.

Aix: "Dare to bully Zhou Yang, I see you hit once!"

Chen Ran was angry: "You, you wait for me!"

The subordinates chased after him, and Chen Ran was carried away.

Aix said to Zhou Yang: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

Zhou Yang was a little moved: "Thank you! Thank you!"

Ax: "Touch."

Zhou Yang: "???"

Ax: "Touch."

Zhou Yang: "..."

Zhou Yang finally understood, stretched out his hand, and stroked Aix's hair.

Tiandi Pharmaceutical has all kinds of medicines, there is nothing impossible, only unexpected, mere hangover medicine is of course not a problem.While visiting the sales department, Aix slipped out without anyone noticing. Zhou Yang couldn't find him, but heard a bang outside, and everyone ran out to see that Aix had thrown his father into the trash can again.

Odd picked up the snoring Dracula: "Hey, don't throw it away!"

Aix: "Isn't this thrown into the trash can!"

Ode couldn't laugh or cry: "That's not what it means!"

Aix read the sign: "Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!"

Unable to use common sense to explain to the drunk, Zhou Yang touched him: "Hey, don't make trouble."

Aix fell silent, and everyone went into the sales department to look for medicine, and Aix was outside, with his back to them, not knowing what he was doing.Zhou Yang ran over to take a look, hey, a drunk is kicking pebbles with his head down!

Zhou Yang said: "It's windy outside, let's go in."

A certain drunk man kept a straight face and said nothing.

Zhou Yang suddenly realized that the protagonist is very unhappy!

Zhou Yang took out mint candy from his pocket and stuffed it in his hand: "Eat candy! It's so sweet!"

The mints are ring-shaped and can be blown as a whistle.Ax put the sugar on the tip of his tongue, and blew out a little song beep beep.Zhou Yang said in surprise: "You can blow it! It's amazing!"

Ax stretched his eyebrows, hummed, and looked very happy.

Hangover medicine is a newly developed formula, which is said to be able to break down alcohol immediately, and is especially effective for drunk people.

The people in the sales department immediately mixed a glass for Aix. Aix sweated a little after drinking and said he wanted to sleep, so he lay down on the sofa and slept for a while, and he woke up refreshed.

"Okay! It's all right!" The people in the sales department vowed, "Our medicine, take it and wrap it up!"

Zhou Yang bought a few more packs, said goodbye to Aode and his colleague A, and drove back.Dracula stopped snoring after taking the medicine, and was sleeping soundly in the back seat.Ax sat in the co-pilot and looked at the scenery with his chin propped up.Zhou Yang was tired from driving, and his eyelids were twitching, so he chatted with nothing to say: "Do you feel okay?"

Aix still looked indifferent as usual, and said something very serious: "Concentrate on driving, don't look around."

"Okay, okay." Zhou Yang smiled, thinking, it seems that the medicine is really effective!

Red light, the car stops.Ax said: "When I take the license plate test, I will drive you to see the scenery and go for a drive around the city."

Ha, he also knows how to test the license plate!Zhou Yang laughed and said, "Wow! It's so romantic!"

Aix also laughed, but fortunately he didn't say anything to touch, it seems that he really woke up this time.

Finally returned to the residence in the early hours of the morning, Zhou Yang yawned all over the place, Ax helped Dracula get out of the car, and reminded: "The window is not closed."

"Oh right!" Zhou Yang closed the car window, locked it, and yawned all the way into the elevator.He was sleepy and pressed the wrong floor, but it was Ax who corrected him.After getting out of the elevator, the two entered the residence in tandem, Ax went into the bathroom to take a shower, Zhou Yang put the car keys away, and flew to lie down on the sofa.The big sofa is soft and warm, very comfortable.In a daze, Zhou Yang remembered something. When he got into the elevator, it was only him and X. What about Dracula?

"Hey, where's your dad?" Zhou Yang knocked on the bathroom door.

There was a buzzing in the bathroom, maybe Aix didn't hear it, Zhou Yang opened the door a little, and peeped, Aix was standing under the shower, surrounded by hot air.

Zhou Yang said: "Aix, where's your dad? It seems that he didn't see you sending him back?"

Ax didn't know whether he heard it or not, so he applied the body wash by himself. Zhou Yang looked at it for a while, then brought in the bath towel he left outside, hung it on the drying rack, and reminded: "Put it here."

Alex replied, "Got it."

Zhou Yang asked him: "Did your dad send it back to the room?"

Ax didn't say a word, and pretended not to hear again.

If Dracula hadn't gotten into the elevator, then he must have been in the parking lot.Zhou Yang took the elevator to the parking lot, and sure enough, he found Dracula sleeping soundly in the trash can.

Did the medicine wear off, or did it not work at all?After Dracula got out of the trash can, he snored loudly again. Zhou Yang dragged and dragged him back to the room with great difficulty, and waited for him to wipe and change his clothes. When he settled down, more than an hour had passed.

Zhou Yang took the elevator back to the living floor and found Aix waiting for him in front of the open door.

"Remember to bring your keys next time you go out." Ax had a bath towel around his waist, his hair was dripping wet.

Zhou Yang stretched out a finger: "How much is this?"

Aix raised his hand and grabbed Zhou Yang's finger: "You think I'm drunk?!"

Zhou Yang: "Can't I just ask?"

"Hmph!" Ax grabbed Zhou Yang's fingers and led them into the room.Zhou Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you walking the dog?"

Aix said: "It's getting late, go to bed early."

Ax led Zhou Yang to the room. Zhou Yang's room hadn't been cleaned up, the computer wasn't assembled, and the sundries were still lying on the floor.Zhou Yang pulled out the hair dryer and gave it to him, but Ax didn't know how to use it, so he studied it over and over again.Zhou Yang said, "Sit down here, and I'll blow it for you."

Zhou Yang's hair dryer is an ordinary portable one, small in size and not strong in wind power.Ax was so obedient, sitting on the edge of the bed without saying a word, letting Zhou Yang toss about.Zhou Yang blows his face with a blower on purpose, Ax squints his eyes and turns his face away, and sneezes loudly.Zhou Yang laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore."

"This is not the kind used in the store." Aix suddenly said this.Zhou Yang was confused for a moment and realized that Ax meant that the hair dryers in the shop were different from those used now.Looks like Dracula took him to the hair salon!

"Of course, the hair dryers in the hair salon are all professional models, so there's no comparison!"

"Why not use that?"

"This one is convenient! It's small and can be folded. Although the wind is not strong, it's enough to blow your hair!" Zhou Yang stroked Aix's hair, "Okay, it's dry, go to bed quickly. "

Zhou Yang took out his clothes and trousers to take a shower, and when he came back, he found that the quilt was bulged, and when he opened it, it turned out that Aix was sleeping inside.

There is one bedroom for each person, and a drunk man has a nest and never returns, and he is brazenly occupying the territory of the neighboring country!

"Come in, sleep!" Ax patted the bed, acting like a master.

Zhou Yang lay beside him, smiling at him with his chin propped up: "You're still shameless!"

A drunk man shrank into the bed, leaving only the hair on his head exposed.

We are all men, there is nothing to avoid.Zhou Yang simply got under the covers and stood side by side with Aix.

The bed was warm, Zhou Yang bumped him with his shoulder: "Why did you throw your dad into the trash can?"

A certain drunk said whatever was on his mind, very honestly: "He put you in the hospital, he is a big villain."

It turned out that Aix had been struggling with this matter. Zhou Yang explained: "Boss Yan said that I should have died a long time ago... Does Boss Yan know? It's the boss of Audena Company."

Alex: "Yeah."

Zhou Yang continued: "In the end, I didn't succeed. I went to another world to meet you, and then... that's it, I came back and came back alive!"

Alex: "Oh."

"If it wasn't for your father, I wouldn't have known him!" Zhou Yang sighed, "I always feel that all this is like a dream... If I tell you, no one will believe it."

Ax: "I believe."

Zhou Yang turned his head and met Aix's gaze.

Aix grabbed Zhou Yang's hand: "Are you trying to ask me if I'm drunk or not? As I said, I'm not drunk!"

Zhou Yang: "... Shall I help you get your pajamas?"

Alex: "No!"

Zhou Yang: "Bath towel?"

Alex: "No!"

"Then you don't wear anything, what do you want to do?"

"Sleep!" A certain drunk raised his hands and stretched his legs, pulling Zhou Yang like an octopus, "This way you won't be able to escape!"

Of course Zhou Yang couldn't run, but he couldn't move, he couldn't even turn over.

"Don't go!" Alex emphasized.

"Okay, okay, don't go."

"Well..." Aix, who had received the promise, felt relieved, his voice became smaller and smaller, and he gradually fell asleep.

Zhou Yang also fell asleep in a daze, and woke up with numb hands and feet, and a hot thing sticking to his thigh.What is that?Zhou Yang stretched out his hand sleepily to grab it, and a puddle of stuff spewed out from the thing.Zhou Yang dreamed half-dreamly and half-awakely that he was pressing the hand sanitizer, and it would come out once he pressed it. After washing his hands, he went back to the office to glue the documents. The glue sprayed for a while and stopped. Maybe the bottle was blocked. After a rubbing, it was successfully dredged and another puddle of glue was obtained.

The person next to him got up and left his seat, Zhou Yang said: "Hey, the document hasn't been pasted yet, wait a minute."

Zhou Yang touched the table: "It's weird, where's the glue? It's still there just now?"

He ransacked the boxes and cabinets, but never found the bottle of glue again.Someone next to him was blowing a fan on him, Zhou Yang felt very cold, and woke up because of the cold, it turned out that the quilt had fallen off.Zhou Yang scratched his head and sat up, only to find that there was a puddle on his lower abdomen, which was freshly baked and still warm!

Just when a drunk man came out of the shower, Zhou Yang couldn't help but joked, "Hey, I finally put on my pants! Do you know what you did last night?"

Aix's eyes flickered, uncertain: "I, what did I do?"

Zhou Yang hilariously pretended to be serious and said, "Yo, you forgot all about it? You slept on my bed, and you kept crawling on me like a hooligan! Look at all the evidence on me?"

"..." Aix held his forehead with a headache.

Zhou Yang: "Does your hand hurt?"

Alex: "Yeah."

"Are your legs sore?"

"Ah."

"That's right, do you know that you hugged me for the whole night last night!" Zhou Yang said the truth, just expounding the facts, but it was not the same thing to a drunk man.

Aix's face was expressionless, but his face gradually turned red.This situation is wrong!Aix, who is drunk, has a thicker skin than a city wall. How can he control a few words, so that his ears become red lanterns? !

Zhou Yang thought over and over again, and stretched out a finger: "...how much is this?"

Ax pursed his lips and gave the correct answer.

The author has something to say:

During this period of time, I have been running around in other places, and finally finished coding the new chapter when I got home. . . emmm, it's almost over. . .When it's over, let's start Urban Oddities: Mountain Village Tales (╯з╰)