Chapter 1 Don't Talk About Ghosts
Chapter 1 Don't Talk About Ghosts
This ghost is very violent.
Normally, Chen Fan wouldn't use this word to describe a ghost. It might be ferocious, bloody, violent, or even killing. But this time he used yellow and violent. Simply put, it's both yellow and violent!
How apt!
He glanced back at the cloud of blood that was eagerly pulling off his pants. He had heard of Yang Qi sucking, but this was the first time he saw him pull his pants as soon as he came up.
Sure enough, he is a kid raised by a porn star, and he looks like a master. If he knew it was so difficult to deal with, he should have charged more money.
Seeing that half of his buttocks were exposed outside, Chen Fan stretched out his hand to touch his bosom. When he was running just now, the things in his bosom had already fallen in disorder, but now after touching for a while, he only found out A gold copper coin with a round sky.
This is the Five Emperors copper coin left by the master...
And it's gold...
Chen Fan hesitated for a while with a sad face, and finally the stinginess in his heart overcame his fear. He put the gold and copper coins away again, raised his foot and kicked them several times in succession. Two small tortoise shells were placed in each of his shoes. It was he who searched through various markets and found it. It was a genuine hundred-year-old tortoise.
When he kicked, he purposely kicked the tortoise shell towards the direction of the blood mist. The tortoise shell expelled the ghost, and the blood mist dissipated instantly. Chen Fan got up like a carp, and ran out while pulling up his pants.The entire villa was filled with a horrible atmosphere, as gloomy as midnight.
However, Chen Fan knew clearly that when he came in, he deliberately chose noon, when the yang energy was the heaviest and the yin energy was extremely weak, which should be the time when the ghost was weakest, but even under such circumstances, the ghost in front of him still couldn't see Showing the slightest sign of weakness, he was alive and well as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
What is there to complain about?Is it reasonable to take off your pants when you meet?
While running, Chen Fan turned his head and looked back. It was okay not to look, but he almost fell to the ground when he saw it.The blood mist that was originally only the size of a human head rose suddenly, and a human face appeared indistinctly, with facial features constantly appearing and disappearing in the blood mist, and just when he turned his head, the blood mist had quickly approached, almost covering the whole face. The face is stuck together with him.
The hairs all over his body turned upside down in an instant, he raised his hand, but fortunately, when he entered the door, he specially tied a red thread on the palm of his hand. This red thread was torn off from the red cloth that was draped over the body of Patriarch Sanqing.With one palm, the blood mist dispersed instantly.
"If I don't teach you a lesson, I will really think that I, Chen Fan, are vegetarians!"
Chen Fan saw that the arrogant blood mist was finally deflated, and was proud of himself, but he saw that the blood mist scattered by him instantly turned into two strands, flying towards him left and right.
The pride that had finally risen in his heart was instantly shattered, he took a step back and got out of the way, the two blood mist collided and merged into one again.
So complicated!You must add money when you go out later!
At first I thought it was just an ordinary little ghost, so I charged the money at the usual price. I didn't expect to come in and take a look. What kind of little ghost is this? Li Gui is not small at all!
Chen Fan expected that the female porn star who asked him to collect ghosts would not dare to lie to him, so why did he raise a little ghost and grow up?
While thinking, Chen Fan didn't forget to run towards the roof. This villa has only two floors, and the roof is at the top. When it is in the sun, even the most powerful ghosts will not dare to be arrogant.
He stepped up the steps, and the silence behind him was terrifying. Chen Fan glanced back, but the ghost disappeared, and he felt terrified. This ghost will not give up so easily, it must be hiding and preparing to attack!
He speeded up and ran up, only to see that the steps in front of him were slowly twisting, and the surrounding walls also became curved.
"So you are waiting for me here, don't underestimate your Grandpa Chen Fan!"
Chen Fan didn't stop for a moment, with a smug smile on his face, relying on the tortoise shell in his shoes, he rushed in in two or three steps.But after running for a while, he still couldn't see the roof. Judging from this distance, he should have been on the top floor long ago.
He looked back, and there were exactly the same steps behind him, there was a corner at the end, and there was also a corner in front of him, Chen Fan couldn't laugh anymore, and began to think about it.
This ghost is too powerful to hit the wall!Not even tortoiseshell?
Chen Fan lifted his foot and knocked a gap on the ground, slowed down and continued to walk up, passed the corner, and then saw the mark he had left just now.
He turned his head to look, took out two grapefruit leaves from his arms, interlocked his palms, and turned them upside down.
"Guided by Xuanguang, regardless of ghosts and gods, open my eyes and help me distinguish the truth!"
Grapefruit leaves stuck to his eyelids, Chen Fan closed his eyes, and the steps in front of him slowly appeared in a green light. This time he raised his feet and continued to move forward, while muttering to himself: "Sure enough, there is Taoism! Don't be afraid these days." Ghosts are ferocious, so I'm afraid that ghosts are eager to learn, but since you have learned Taoism, you shouldn't be a ghost, but the blood fog is heavy, and no one will believe you unless you are a ghost."
After walking for a while, Chen Fan finally saw the door on the roof, but the door was closed tightly, and the blood mist blocked his eyes.Knowing that he knows Taoism, Chen Fan said, "I said, you know Taoism, why bother to be a ghost?"
Li Gui's originally flamboyant blood mist suddenly restrained a little when he heard his words, but he still stayed in front of the door and refused to leave.Chen Fan continued to show righteousness: "Since we have all learned Taoism, you and I are half, no, one-third of the same people, don't you know that little ghosts are the most unpopular of all ghosts? What's wrong with you, do you have to be such a cowardly ghost?"
The blood mist that had finally calmed down suddenly rose sharply, and Chen Fan couldn't help taking a step back.
"Aren't you happy to say that you love you?"
The blood mist instantly became three times its original size, roaring and rushing towards Chen Fan.
Chen Fan took another step back, and the surrounding environment distorted and changed in an instant, covered in blood, even if there were grapefruit leaves, it would not work.
He simply tore off the pomelo leaves, and pulled out the mahogany sword that had been carried on his back. The red cloth wrapped on it spread out, and he could still see a faint golden light on the mahogany sword amidst the blood.
The blood mist came whistling, Chen Fan raised his sword and stabbed it. With the skill of a three-legged cat, he pierced into the blood mist.There was an ear-piercing roar in the blood mist, and a tiny sizzle came out.
Chen Fan quickly lowered his head and saw that the mahogany sword bought by Dayang for 3000 yuan turned black in half under the blood stain, and then snapped.
"Sure enough, cheap is not good!"
Seeing that even the mahogany sword didn't work, Chen Fan turned his head and ran, with the cold wind blowing behind him, he didn't need to turn his head to know that Li Gui was following him.But he hadn't run a few steps before he was dragged back by the blood mist behind him. Chen Fan lay on the steps, feeling a cold air gradually go up his ankles, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.
In the next second, he felt his ass get cold, he froze for a moment, his face turned red, did this ghost learn how to pull his pants after living in Pornstar's house for so long?
Chen Fan got angry, and took out the gold and copper coin from his pocket again, turned around and threw it at the ghost behind him.
"Heaven and earth are boundless, and the universe borrows the law! Break!"
The copper coin popped out, the golden light shone brightly, and instantly entered Li Gui's body. Li Gui, who was trying to pull off his pants, suddenly stopped. Chen Fan got up and angrily put on his pants again, tied a knot on his belt, and then looked at him This only reveals the original ghost.
"Dare to take off my pants! It's useless to be handsome!"
Chen Fan kicked, lifted it firmly on Li Gui's body, and walked around Li Gui. The golden copper coin was floating in Li Gui's body, emitting a faint golden light. Li Gui was motionless, wearing ancient clothes on his body, with It's not like wearing a melon head, that's an old ghost before the Qing Dynasty.He has been wandering in the world for so many years, even if he wants to reincarnate.
"Forget it, I see that you didn't kill, I'll take you back to see if I can get rid of the hostility on your body. If you do good deeds for a hundred years, you may still have a chance to be reincarnated."
Chen Fan turned around, everything around him had returned to normal, the sun was shining through the windows, he should have been in this house for two or three hours, not only his back was sore, but he was almost raped.Being picked up by a ghost, what will Chen Tianshi do if word spreads?
"Come with me."
Chen Fan touched his butt with lingering fear, why does it still feel cold?
The Li Gui behind him obediently followed him, and when he reached the door, Chen Fan turned around.
"Almost forgot, you can't bask in the sun."
Chen Fan pulled a small bag from his waist and shook it. "come in."
Li Gui turned into a cloud of blood mist and flew in again. Chen Fan put the bag in his pocket and opened the door with his hand. The dazzling sunlight came in. He raised his hand to cover it, and saw two people waiting outside, a man and a woman.
Seeing Chen Fan coming out, the two walked over worriedly.
Chen Fan smiled at the person in front of him. Ms. Liu in front of him is the customer this time, a famous porn star in the entertainment industry, but now she has been frightened to a pale face, haggard all over, without makeup and PS, and the wrinkles on her face It's hard to connect her with the sexy and sultry star in the movie with her downcast skin.
But even so, Chen Fan didn't have much feeling. For him, no matter how beautiful a woman is, he wouldn't be interested.
"Miss Liu, I've already accepted the ghost."
The worry on the woman's face instantly turned into joy. "Accepted? Great, great!" She said a few words and then asked worriedly: "Master, won't this ghost come to me again?"
"Li Gui has been immobilized by me with gold and copper coins, so he can only obey me obediently, and of course he won't show up." Chen Fan was relieved to see both of them, and after pondering for a while, he showed a flattering smile: " It’s just that Miss Liu, I heard you say that this ghost is just a little ghost, but I didn’t expect it to be a fierce ghost. My mahogany sword was also broken, and the talisman paper was gone. The little ghost turned into a fierce ghost. It's different."
Ms. Liu and the man beside her glanced at each other. Chen Fan knew that this man was the one who was rumored to be taking care of Ms. Chen, so he turned to look at the man.
"No problem, Master Chen's price is always fair, so how about adding this amount to the original price?"
The man stretched out two fingers and shook them, and the small calculations in Chen Fan's heart were crackling.
Originally the agreed price was 5000 yuan, and if you add [-] yuan, it will be doubled to [-] yuan. The talisman papers used before are only [-] yuan, and the broken mahogany sword is [-] yuan. In this way, I will clean it myself After earning [-], the gold and copper coins placed in Li Gui's body can be taken out after returning.
Posted, posted, really closed for a year, opened for three years.
Chen Fan rolled his eyes with a smile, took the man's check and carefully stuffed it into his clothes, gave them a few more instructions, and left triumphantly.
In the evening, Chen Fan went to a restaurant to have a good meal with the hot money he just took out, and returned to his small apartment.This apartment is located in the center of the city, a very good prime location, but because it is rumored to be haunted and the rent is ridiculously low, it has long become a favorite in the ghost catching world.
When Chen Fan went upstairs, he saw a Buddhist disciple who lived upstairs was teaching a wandering soul in the corner of the stairs.
"I said, don't drive them all away. If there are no more ghosts, the rent will go up again." Chen Fan stepped forward and saw the ghost squatting timidly in a corner with a face dripping with blood. Upstairs, Master Yun Hege held a lit Buddha bead and waved it in front of his eyes.
A Buddhist bead is too frightening to move, it seems to be just a little ghost.But are all ghosts this scary these days?With blood all over his body, Chen Fan thought of the ghost in his pocket. Compared with the one in front of him, he could be called Wu Yanzu of the ghost world.
"I was taking a shower, and this guy broke in, and he saw everything, lecherous!"
Chen Fan smacked his lips, why are ghosts so perverted these days?Seeing that Yun Hege's face was slightly flushed, although this man was a monk with a bald head, he was born fair and clean, with delicate features, usually very shy, and rarely bullied innocent ghosts, it seems that this time he really I was annoyed.
"Then pay attention, I found that there are fewer and fewer ghosts in this house, and I finally found such a good place, so I can't raise the price." Chen Fan sighed, and began to feel sorry for himself that he didn't have enough money.
"It's not my fault, it's Ah Chuan downstairs. I saw him practicing sword in the corridor every day these days, and many ghosts were scared away." Yun Hege said.
Chen Fan shook his head and walked up the steps. "I'll talk to him tomorrow."
Opening the door and entering the room, there was Yun Hege's scolding voice behind him, Chen Fan closed the door to block out the sound, a little zombie jumped out of the room, obediently put Chen Fan's things away one by one, stared at A pair of shining eyes looked at him.
Chen Fan walked across the living room to the kitchen, took out a tomato and a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, and handed the tomato to the little zombie following behind him.
"Eat."
The little zombie took it happily, bit the skin of the tomato with two fangs and sucked it, and bounced away.
Chen Fan changed the unburned incense in the incense burner of the Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty, put his hands together and bowed, walked to sit on the sofa, and looked at the bag in front of him.
Since this ghost knows Taoism, he must have had contact with a Taoist priest before. Why didn't the Taoist priest accept this ghost?Was it killed?
Chen Fan opened the bag and shook it, the blood mist floated out and landed on the ground, his eyes lowered and he remained motionless.Although this ghost is covered in blood, it can be seen that it is very tall and has good facial features. It is completely different from the ghost in the corridor.
Sure enough, ghosts also depend on their appearance.Chen Fan sighed, and his eyes fell on the golden copper coin that was constantly spinning in his body. If the copper coin was taken out, this ghost would definitely go berserk again.
The little zombie who had finished eating the tomatoes jumped out, saw the ghost in front of him, let out a low scream in fright, and backed up a few steps.
"Don't be afraid, he has been fixed by the gold and copper coin, and he won't move until I take it out."
Chen Fan continued to look at the ghost in front of him, thinking of his experience in the afternoon, no, he had to take measures first.
He grabbed a handful of incense ash from the incense burner and sprinkled it around the ghost.Chen Fan lowered his head and ran back and forth several times, cocking his buttocks to check for any gaps on the ground.Li Gui, who was immobilized by the gold and copper coins, did not move, but his red eyes suddenly moved and landed on Chen Fan's raised buttocks.
Immediately afterwards, Li Gui showed a bloody and fierce smile on his face, and raised his hand to touch the round buttocks in front of him...
Chen Fan was spreading incense ash when the phone rang behind him. He got up and walked over, but he didn't see the hand that Li Gui just missed behind him.
"Chen Fan, tell your zombies not to jump around every day, my ceiling is about to fall!" It was Ah Chuan who was downstairs calling.
"Aren't zombies just jumping around?" Chen Fan took out a piece of paper and wiped the incense ash on his hands, explaining with a smile.
"Then don't raise it. Everyone else raises cats and dogs, but you are the only one who raises zombies."
"What's wrong with the zombies? You don't need to take a walk, you don't need to be vaccinated, a tomato can solve the problem, don't discriminate against zombies." Chen Fan quarreled with him dissatisfied.
Li Gui didn't touch the thing he liked, looked at his hand, his eyes showed slight dissatisfaction, even the blood mist around his body became thicker, and kept beating, as if he was very excited.
He raised his head, and his movements were a little stunned. Chen Fan was still on the phone, unaware that Li Gui, who was immobilized by the gold and copper coins behind him, had already lifted his feet, but before his feet fell, the incense ash that had been sprinkled in a circle suddenly popped out A light curtain blocked the ghost.
A stern look flashed in Li Gui's eyes, he stretched out his hand impatiently, flicked his fingertips on the light curtain, the light curtain instantly shattered, and he stepped out.The little zombie ate a tomato and was standing by the wall to digest. Suddenly seeing him running out, he jumped twice in fright. He was about to make a cry, but was frightened by the ghost's look and shrank back, jumping up and down. Bounced and fled into the kitchen, showing the scene outside with a knocked head.
Li Gui walked behind Chen Fan and looked down at the person in front of him. The skin exposed by the neckline was very fair. He lowered his head and blew on his neck.
Chen Fan was still on the phone, talking about how he had chased away all the ghosts, but suddenly felt a bit cold behind him, and he scratched his neck.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Li Gui continued to look down and landed on the butt that he had been very interested in since noon today. It was round and should be easy to touch.
After five years of captivity by pornstars, Li Gui, who started with the word desire, stretched out his hand without hesitation.
The ass was pinched suddenly, Chen Fan thought it was a little zombie.
"Oh, don't make trouble."
He hung up the phone in a hurry, and when he turned his head, an enlarged blood-red face was right in front of his eyes!
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