Chapter 35 Huanzhugege
Chapter 35 Huanzhugege
In the world of Huanzhugege, there is such a law: in the setting of the general environment, historical facts and logic are not important, and all love comes first, and service love is the main thing.Although it has now become a spoiler game system, the rules have not changed.For example, as soon as you leave the restaurant, there is an inn on the street, which is like a one-stop preparation of the premise and location of "drunken sex".
Supporting two people—one almost unconscious and the other half drunk—Mu Jiu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after turning the corner and finding the inn.He didn't dare to put the two of them in the restaurant just now, because it was Hong Zhou's property after all, and the news might have spread well; if he let Prince He know that the fifth elder brother had sex with a common man, he would have to Bad luck.
Mu Jiu placed Fifth Prince and Xiao Jian in a larger room.That way, he could wait outside while the two were having sex inside.Mu Jiu was quite thoughtful about the two people's bed sheets and what might happen in the future: he removed the swords from the two people's bodies, and he also packed the decorations that might kill people inside the outside room; Brother is a very responsible and responsible person for his relationship, but if Xiao Jian wakes up and finds that he has been raped by the son of the exterminating enemy, it would be strange for him not to be so angry that he kills or commits suicide.
However, when the "business" in the room started, Mu Jiu heard the ambiguous voice from behind the bed curtain not far away, and he realized that there was one thing he hadn't considered—himself.He hasn't masturbated for a long time, and now there is live erotica playing in it. He can hear it clearly and can see the outline, and he feels a little itchy for a while.
"Tell me, what if I lift the curtain of the bed and sit by and watch while masturbating?" Mu Jiumo asked the system.
"Player, I feel very bad." The system reminded: "If you accidentally get involved, it will have an immeasurable negative impact on the progress of the mission."
"It makes sense." Mu Jiu sighed and nodded, cast his eyes on the bed in the inner room, and imagined the scene inside based on the vaguely revealing scene. "To be honest, when should I find a place where no one is around and vent my anger."
"The Qing Dynasty already had toys that could be used by women and children."
"What do you mean?" Mu Jiu didn't understand the connotation at the first time, but she couldn't help being ashamed and annoyed after she understood it: "Nonsense, I'm not interested in being fucked by toys. What are you talking about here?"
The system stopped answering, and Mu Jiu continued to listen to the voice inside. "I guess the two people inside have reached the great harmony of life." After all, they are people who have seen calcium tablets for a long time. Mu Jiu can know what step is going on just by listening to the sound; knowing that the inside is almost over, Mu Jiu Then I went out of the house.After closing the door, he suddenly raised his hand and slammed on the door.
The system spoke again: "Player, what are you doing?" Mu Jiu smiled and walked down the stairs quickly: "Although it's good to sleep here for a night, but the fifth elder brother is the prince after all, so he can't stay outside for too long .I have to wake them both up. Besides, I can't keep it as a target, so I ran away."
In fact, although Mu Jiu directly caused the two men who liked each other to have a relationship, he didn't know whether this method would work or not.If it was him who was done in a coma, unless it was a male god or the situation where it seemed that the other party was at a disadvantage, he would definitely be furious; A man of high value and very angry, probably his impression of Fifth Elder Brother will plummet, right?
Fortunately, Mu Jiu guessed wrong this time; when Xiao Jian woke up first, he didn't have any bad impression of Fifth Prince, but fell into deep self-loathing.
Xiao Jian is very depressed and angry now.He didn't expect that he would develop a little affection for the son of the enemy in such a short period of drinking and chatting, let alone that he would be put to sleep by the other party because of drunken sex.
Murder to silence or commit suicide to apologize?It seems that it doesn't work, because his sword is not with him, and he must put on his clothes before looking for the sword.When Xiao Jian put on his clothes and retrieved his sword from a corner outside, the fifth elder brother was about to wake up, and Xiao Jian's previous grief and anger calmed down a lot.
It doesn't seem appropriate to do it now; then, let's spare the dog emperor's son first.Thinking in this way, Xiao Jian broke out of the window and left quickly with his lightness kung fu, his posture was unrestrained and unrestrained, as if he had just been blasted by someone.
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"I don't know what disturbed each other, so that brother Xiao is so sad that he spends time alone here?" With the help of the system, Mu Jiu found Xiao Jian who was drinking alone.The other party didn't answer, so he continued on his own: "You know, some people have spent a lot of thought and energy for you these days, and they actually put you..." Mu Jiu squinted his eyes, wary He stabbed at the opponent with a sword: "Clarify your life experience."
Xiao Jian didn't stab him, but just looked at him with sharp eyes: "Fifth elder brother already knows." Mu Jiu nodded; Xiao Jian said so clearly, he didn't have to hide it.He only said one sentence: "Fang Zhihang was indeed wronged, but you don't want to collect evidence to vindicate your father, but you have such a rebellious idea of 'reversing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty', is it appropriate?"
Xiao Jian's expression completely changed.But he was calm after all, and he didn't panic or act aggressively. He just asked in a deep voice, "What do you want? What does he want?"
Of course Mu Jiu wanted Xiao Jian to have sex with Fifth Prince, but he couldn't say it clearly.He had to let Xiao Jian know that the fifth elder brother cared about him, and let Xiao Jian accept this feeling without hurting his self-esteem.So he thought about it and said: "I left first that day, but I don't know what you two talked about. But since that day, he has taken care of your matter and sent someone to investigate, and it turned out that one of you was wrong. Carefully found out the grievances of your father. He has only known you for a short time but he has regarded you as a close friend, and now he wants to vindicate your father; you are really lucky to have met him."
"Lucky?" Xiao Jian repeated and sneered again, seeming to deny, but also mocking himself: "I'm just afraid that I'm too 'lucky'."
Mu Jiu silently expressed sympathy; it is really not a pleasant thing to be raped by the son of the enemy accidentally. "Actually, I'm here to 'invite' you today. Brother Fifth wants to see you, but says he's afraid you won't forgive him; has there been any quarrel between you two?"
Xiao Jian glared at him, lifted his bowl to drink suddenly, and then choked hard.Seeing that the other party was coughing repeatedly, Mu Jiu thoughtfully moved the wine jar in front of Xiao Jian: "I don't know what's wrong with you, but drinking can't solve anything; it's like you can't wash away even if you 'reverse'. Your father's grievances will add to the sins of your Fang family. You should think about it carefully. By the way, are you going to leave with me or not?"
"What does he want to see me for? He's already..." Xiao Jian was a little agitated, but his rationality was still there, and he didn't say anything about the affair between him and Fifth Brother that day: "What exactly does he want?" Mu Jiu Spreading his hands to show his innocence: "Who knows, after all, I am a slave to the fifth elder brother. He doesn't want to talk to me, so how can I ask him about this?"
Xiao Jian lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and finally let go: "I'll go with you." Mu Jiu heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at the opposite restaurant through the wide open window; he knew that in a private room facing here , the fifth elder brother is staring at the movement here attentively and nervously.
After sending Xiao Jian into the fire pit... After the wrong room, Mu Jiu closed the door and smiled silently outside the room.The reason why he dared to forcefully match these two people with the most indiscriminate methods is because of the nature of the fifth elder brother: he attaches great importance to love, regardless of everything that is close to barbecued pork; Personal characteristics, even if the fifth elder brother becomes smarter, it will not change much.
From the day when he planned to have sex, Mu Jiu guessed that Brother Wu would not leave without wiping his mouth, and would definitely be responsible for Xiao Jian (Da Wu), even if he only regards the other party as a friend now; Brother's careful investigation of Xiao Jian's life experience undoubtedly proves that Mu Jiu's guess is correct.
"The clouds are calm and the wind is light." Mu Jiu silently read these words.Literally understood, these two people don’t necessarily love you and me like the fifth elder brother and little Yanzi in the original book; as long as the fifth elder brother likes Xiao Jian, and Xiao Jian falls in love with Xiao Jian because of the relationship between the two. Let go of the hatred, then this task will probably be completed.
The system commented: "Correct answer." Mu Jiu laughed softly: "Of course, I'm smart."
Goodbye to the person who went to Wushan together with him back then, Xiao Jian felt uncomfortable all over; at the same time, fifth elder brother also looked embarrassed - he always thought that he was taking advantage of others' danger.
"I'm sorry." Fifth Prince broke the silence first.Xiao Jian sneered and asked back: "For what? What can make you, an elder brother, apologize to me, a commoner?"
"For everything," the fifth elder brother acted calmly and steadily at this time, as if he suddenly found the feeling of being a king: "I have to apologize for my fault for what happened that day; I need to apologize to you for Huang Ama. I will not allow innocent people to be wronged, and I will not let the mistakes made by Huang Ama because of a moment of confusion continue. I already know that Mr. Fang was Framed; but I don't have enough evidence and I can't go out of the palace often, so I need you to cooperate with me. I will rehabilitate the Fang family and let you restore your former name."
Xiao Jian's expression became complicated.The other party was not speaking fast and his voice was not loud, so he could have interrupted the other party, taunted him and then left gracefully; but he didn't.He could feel that the person in front of him really wanted to be responsible for the affairs of the other party's family; no matter whether the fifth elder brother's move was to compensate himself or to atone for Qianlong, this suggestion was worthy of his gratitude and consideration.
"Apart from looking for clues from the relevant officials back then, what else do I need to do?" Xiao Jian asked; he would not naively think that the other party just wanted to help him without any payment.
"Get away from those chaotic parties." The fifth elder brother suddenly stood up and walked to Xiao Jian, a little anxious: "Those people will kill you. Moreover, Huang Ama is planning to eliminate the chaotic parties. If you are found to be related to them Involvement is of no benefit to you or the other party's family. You are so good at martial arts, it would be better if I find you an official position after Fang's family is rehabilitated."
Xiao Jian listened silently; in the past, just the word "chaotic party" could make him angry.But now that the fifth elder brother opened a door for him to make the Fang family feel wronged, he has no reason not to leave, even if he has to pay some price. "You've been kind to me."
The fifth elder brother began to blush: "After all, I'm the one who's sorry for you first." When he said this, Xiao Jian's eyes also began to wander: "Forget it, I'm not a woman, how can I be entangled in this matter."
"But I will be entangled in this matter." The fifth elder brother got closer and said seriously: "I can't help it."
In less than a month after that, Qianlong thoroughly investigated the case of Fang's family and rehabilitated him.And Xiao Jian—perhaps he should be called Fang Yan now—was incorporated into the Han Eight Banners, as if he was going to take the general as his ultimate goal in life.
After these things were finalized, Xiao Jian and Brother Wu met again; it was the same two-room guest room where they had rolled the sheets, Mu Jiu was still guarding the outside, and the two were talking inside.
"You actually did these things well." Xiao Jian looked at Fifth Brother with a hint of appreciation in his eyes.
The fifth elder brother smiled: "For me, it's just a trivial matter." Since he stayed away from Concubine Ling and got close to his mother-in-law again, he learned a lot from the people behind Concubine Yu and knew how to be effective Use the power in his hands and Huang Ama's favor to do things; in addition, he began to face up to that seat, and began to silently plan to climb to the heights.
"But this is almost all for our Fang family." Xiao Jian sighed, and said seriously: "I owe you a thank you." The fifth elder brother looked at him with a smile: "It is not this thing that you should thank me the most , but a matter of joining the army. This position is perfect for you. Your father is an excellent civil servant, and you will become an excellent military officer."
"That's natural. In the future, I will definitely stand above the court." Xiao Jian answered confidently, his brows were full of high spirits.
The fifth elder brother stared intently at the person in front of him.Although he is now far away from "brainless barbecued pork", facing this man who he likes and feels extremely guilty, the Qiong Yao complex in his bones is still awakened. "Xiao Jian, can I..."
"what happened?"
The fifth elder brother found that he couldn't speak, so he directly pressed over and kissed the other party's lips.Maybe he was stunned or overly angry, but Xiao Jian didn't push him away; moreover, he never did.
Seeing this ambiguous scene through the gauze curtain, Mu Jiu smiled happily.He raised his teacup and was about to drink tea, but he heard the system say: "The system prompts: Your fifth elder brother × Xiaojian mission has been completed, you have obtained 70 points, and the accumulated points are 520 points. Congratulations, you have been promoted to level five, and you have opened the props. Oops! Tap ~speech control agent."
Is Nima's cheap name trying to kill me? "What the hell is this?"
"Let your shou and gong speak as you wish. Limitation of use: once a day."
"Understood." Mu Jiu took a sip of tea: "How do I get out of here?"
"System prompt: Players are invited to sip their tea."
Swallow tea?Although Mu Jiu was puzzled, he followed suit.But he just took a big gulp, and immediately a longan core got stuck in his throat, unable to spit out and swallow, choked Mu Jiu until he rolled his eyes and died.
This way of dying is too uncomfortable, shall we change to a simpler one next time?
Mu Jiu didn't know if the system had received his wishes; he only heard the system say: "The system is preparing for transmission, the target world: the four famous young arresters."
"Oh." Mu Jiu responded habitually, and then realized: "Emma, wait a minute, what should I do if I haven't watched this TV series at all!"
System: "Please forgive me."
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