lie

Chapter 29

That night, the two ended up going to Li Muyan's apartment.

Selling rot is very important, but it is more important not to be burned to death, so Li Muyan chose to cook by himself.

This time Li Muyan cooked black truffle and mushroom risotto. In case Qi Qi would not be full, he also grilled a steak and prepared a vegetable salad.

The green salad is the first to be served on the table.By the time he took out the steak and brought it over, the salad was half gone.As soon as he turned around, he went to the kitchen to bring back the risotto, and the amount of steak was obviously wrong.

——The point is that the plate in front of Qiqi has no bones.

Li Muyan asked worriedly: "Where is the bone? You won't be stuffed into the crack of my sofa, right?"

Qi Qi, who was sitting upright at the table, shook his head innocently, and gave his testimony solemnly and solemnly: "It's none of my business, your dog stole it."

Li Muyan almost believed the other party, but he finally remembered one thing: "I don't have a dog in my family."

"Wang Wang!"

As expected of an actor, learning how to bark like a dog is just like the real thing.

Li Muyan, who didn't want to smirk, endured it for a minute, and finally laughed out loud: "It's just for the food, do you want to work so hard?"

Seeing Li Muyan smile, Qi Qi finally felt relieved.He said sincerely: "It's good that you don't get angry. In fact, I have tried my best, but I can't control myself."

Li Muyan still remembers that Qi Qi, who was 8 years old, was troubled by this matter.Little Qiqi was so melancholy that he forgot to swing his legs. He told Li Muyan that he could not get rid of his bad habit of stealing a bite every time he helped his mother serve food. This rhetoric attracted Xiao Qiqi's indignant defense. "Do I look so ignorant? I only mess around like this in my own home."

This episode of the past came to Li Muyan's mind inadvertently, which made him blurt out after many years in a daze: "Then do you also do this when you go to other people's houses or eat out?"

Qiqi, 26, was as aggrieved as Qiqi, [-]. "Do I look so ignorant? I only mess around like this in my own house and yours."

Faced with this answer, Li Muyan had mixed feelings for a moment.

He didn't know whether he was moved or bitter, but at least he believed that even if he could become a family member with Qi Qi if he could not be a couple, it would be the best thing that happened to him in his life.

"Anyway, you didn't eat the bones, did you?" Li Muyan asked after regaining his senses.

Qi Qi quite disliked his IQ, so he replied naturally, "Dogs don't even eat bones." As he spoke, he took out a bone from his pocket.

Li Muyan looked at the bones that were put on the plate again in amazement: "Dogs don't even know how to hide bones in their pockets."

Qi Qi stared to show that he was offended and the consequences would be serious, but unfortunately, he couldn't hold back his laughter.His laughing point is so low, he can't help but giggle with joy.So, he simply laughed at himself and gave up on himself. "I'm smarter than a dog."

"But the dog disagrees." Li Muyan retorted solemnly.

Qiqi's eyeballs rolled, and the flames of revenge burned brightly in them. "It doesn't matter if I'm not as smart as a dog," he said calmly, "I just need to be smarter than you."

"Are you smarter than me?"

"Don't believe me to test you?"

Li Muyan is quite afraid of the exam, but a man doesn't give up so easily. "You take the test."

"Guo Fu's grandfather, father, mother, husband, sister, which one is not related to Guo Fu?"

Fortunately, Li Muyan has heard this question before, and it is good to surf the Internet more often. At this moment, he gave the correct answer without thinking: "My wife."

"Hey." Qi Qi who was waiting there responded instinctively, and it took him two seconds to realize what Li Muyan was answering.

He was desperate.

He had nothing to love in his life, and he said heartbrokenly: "It's okay if I'm not as smart as a dog, but I'm not as smart as you." After suffering such a severe blow, he was still so strong that he didn't forget to take the opportunity to hurt Li Muyan .

Li Muyan doesn't allow himself to think too much, but he probably dreams of reviewing this scene of himself calling "wife" and Qi Qi responding with "ah".

Regardless of whether self-deception is sad or not, Li Muyan smiled happily: "Don't be sad, you are not the least intelligent person, at least my wife is exactly as unintelligent as you."

Qi Qi vented his anger, picked up a fork, picked up a piece of steak and put it in his mouth: "I must be starving and stupid. Let's see how smart I am when I'm full."

Li Muyan suddenly thought of hypothesizing: "Tell me, if I call you my wife on Weibo, will anyone not understand that we are selling rot?"

Qi Qi replied with a straight face, "I don't know the answer to this question, but I do know that if you call me wife on Weibo, I will learn karate immediately until I can beat you to death." Suddenly remembered the business, "By the way, didn't we say we were going to post photos of the food?"

After finishing speaking, the two looked together at the food wreckage where there was no whole body.

To be honest, Li Muyan was no stranger to this.This happens every time.When he was with Qi Qi, so many serious things in this world immediately became irrelevant.In his eyes, in his whole world, there will always be only one Qiqi, the only Qiqi who can easily be happy and smile brightly at him.They only need to talk, and they can be as beautiful as the whole world.

At this moment, after the two looked at each other briefly, Li Muyan suggested as if nothing had happened: "I can send a photo saying that my friend is a foodie. I just picked up my phone to take a picture, but I didn't expect that the table was already like this."

Ziqi squinted at him. "Your friend is not an idiot, if you post like that on Weibo, your friend will beat you up."

Li Muyan shrugged nonchalantly and said, "He hasn't learned karate yet, it won't work."

Qi Qi softened his attitude after gaining power, and asked in a pitiful tone: "Then he begs you not to post photos like that, will it work?"

Li Muyan thought for a while, and finally he could only tell the truth: "It works."

Qi Qi smiled contentedly and comforted him, "The big deal is that you continue to wash my hands and make soup for me tomorrow, and we will always have a chance to take photos that can be posted on Weibo." As he said, the person who made a big meal for himself continued to eat stand up.

Li Muyan secretly plans to go online tonight to learn how to make siu mai, so that he can surprise the other party tomorrow.He watched Ziqi fork another piece of steak, and watched the other party struggle with looking at the little dinner left. "Eat it quickly, or I will finish it." Qiqi said to him anxiously.

Li Muyan was quite puzzled and asked the person who was in a hurry: "Can't you leave some for me?"

Qi Qi shook his head without hesitation, "As I said, I can't control myself." Having said that, he took a deep breath, picked up a piece of steak with unused chopsticks and put it on Li Muyan's plate.

——As soon as he put it down, he immediately put the steak back on his plate.

He helplessly spread his hands to Li Muyan and said, "You can also see that it's useless for me to use all my strength, and the steak is on my plate again."

In fact, what Li Muyan saw was Qi Qi's acting skills that pay special attention to details.Of course the former knew that Qi Qi had no intention of letting go of the steak from the beginning, but he specially changed a pair of chopsticks. Even though he made up his mind to pick up the steak, he still showed his attitude of serving Li Muyan seriously.With such intentions, it's no wonder he won two Best Actors one after another.And with such acting skills...

Li Muyan thought inexplicably: If Qi Qi wanted to act in front of him, he probably wouldn't be able to see through him in his life.